Saturday, 1 November 2014
Quotes from the Screenplay I'm Writing That Is a SCATHING Critique of Our So-Called Media Landscape
"If it BLEEDS, it LEADS!"
"I don't care about nice stories, I want stories about MURDER! That's what gets viewers!"
"I may not have a soul- but look at all of my TWITTER FOLLOWERS!"
"If we're not making grandmas afraid, we're not doing our jobs, gang!"
"Like I said previously- if it BLEEDS, it LEADS!"
"But people are gonna think-"
"People are gonna think what we TELL them to think!"
"Guys, we're not broadcasters. We're drug dealers, and our viewers are jonesin' for that fix!"
(Evil station owner runs comb through slicked-back hair)
"'Politician Embezzles Money'? That's not a story to me. 'Politician Kills Guy With Chainsaw'? Now THOSE are the cookies daddy likes!"
"For the last time: if it BLEEDS, it l- oh, shit, I'm bleeding."
Posted by Darren Springer at 12:33
Labels: chainsaw, media, screenplay, Twitter
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