1) The institution of "Global Shower Hour"
2) The outlawing of Hawaiian pizza
3) Greater awareness and understanding of hairless cat rights
4) 1000% increase in death pits
5) The sun can talk now, apparently
6) #1 show on television is now "Slow Erosion of a Human Skull In the Desert", hosted by Tom Bergeron
7) We're really afraid of orange juice now for reasons that I have forgotten
8) Everyone who used to work as a management consultant is now a uranium miner
9) The world's oceans are all hounded by paparazzi
10) Average life expectancy is now "we'll finish you off as soon as possible"
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