LIST: The First Five Sentences I Ever Uttered, In Chronological Order

1) "Hey Punchy, take me to Gator Gulch, you whiskey-soaked bastard!"

2) "Lock and load THIS!" (points to teddy bear)

3) "We don't have time for the goddamn hospital! Just cut out the bullet and clean the fuckin' wound with gin!"

4) "Alright, listen up, you gut-rotted meat sack: when we cross the border in to Mexico, you and I are OUT of the smuggling racket!"

5) "I always hoped the last thing you'd see on Earth would be my face, you slimy prick!" (pulls trigger)