Tuesday 7 August 2012

LISTILICIOUS: The Ten Best Places to Update Your Dream Journal

1) In your bedroom at 3 AM after a successful "cheeseburger cleanse"

2) In the middle of your grandfather's funeral while trying to help carry the casket

3) After getting hit by a car, but before putting down the barbecue chicken you're eating while waiting for the ambulance

4) Inside the world's largest ice cream cone the day before it gets eaten

5) Under the bed of former CBC broadcaster Knowlton Nash

6) In utero

7) On the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati WKRP

8) Inside the whisper of a dream that a clown purchased for 10% off at a fire sale at a Kansas City strip mall

9) Whilst shivering in fright in the shadow of empire

10) While hiding under an old jalopy during the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

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