LISTICLE: Jobs That Don't Exist Anymore in This Economy

1) Dandruff Conversationalist

2) Speed Demon Trainer

3) Professional Roue

4) Jacob Two-Two

5) Hooded Fang

6) Microphone Fiend

7) Low-Hanging Fruit

8) Absolute Goddamn Ridiculous Idiot Boy

9) Celebrity Head Soaker

10) Film Critic